While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
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Sexual intercourse with a female during her menstrual cycle involving immediate anal sex with the bloodied member
"Hey, man! I heard you hooked up with that skank ho last night!"
"Yeah man, I gave dat bitch a crimson marine!"
"Ugh!!"
"Yeah man, I gave dat bitch a crimson marine!"
"Ugh!!"
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She loves old music and old artists probably forgotten by everyone else.
Marine always falls for guys that gets her in complicated situations (married, much older, international stars...)
She always dresses to kill.
She loves old music and old artists probably forgotten by everyone else.
Marine always falls for guys that gets her in complicated situations (married, much older, international stars...)
She always dresses to kill.
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- Wow, she's beautiful. I wish she were my friend. She seems so smart !
- Me too ! I wish I was her...
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person 2: "yes it's so cool, and it's only for 1999,99$!"
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