lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

Caged Lions

Lions in a cage

"Look out for the caged lions, you don't want them to become uncaged lions!"

by Greg Heffley Gaming March 1, 2024

gagging lion

The act of gagging on a handfull of fire ants while mid orgasm. Usually by surprise.

Marching In decided to give Xol a gagging lion last night, she still hasn't recovered.

by Try,me March 10, 2024

Lions Bath

Husband says Hey babe I think I'm going to take a shower. Wife says, Baby no just a few more days until you can I want that dick funk.

baby thanks for the lions bath, should I shave yet?

by MikeDABernahy January 26, 2026