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Lane

Lane's are boys who are very intelligent, but whether they use it for good or bad is up to them. They can be funny and very witty, and are usually sarcastic, but they can also be very rude. A Lane is someone you either love or hatr, its never in the middle, it can even be both!
WOW he's funny, he must be a Lane
by yyeett yyet oof March 11, 2019
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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Lane

Lane p is the best lane of them all and is handsome and should date a girl with the first letters in her name starting with W. A.
Lane sexy
by Gtaer June 14, 2018
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Lane

Lane is the cutest guy in school.He is smart and wears glasses.He loves football and is in love with Traycee.I'm feel like the luckiest girl in the world because I'm dating a Lane.
He's Cute...I bet he's a Lane.
by Traycee_Belizabef June 21, 2018
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Lane Brat

when a very aggressive driver continuously weaves in and out of traffic, despite making minimal forward progress
god, this guy in the BMW is being such a lane brat!
by Ryan_the_stupid_cashier May 29, 2018
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night lanes

When students at TBS get back to their rooms after the field and drink beer together in a dark shower while waiting to get released.
Fuck! That 10 mile hike sucked! I can’t wait to get back to the barracks and start night lanes!
by Dick Chiblets May 30, 2018
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Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
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