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Land Manatee

Noun: A large, gelatinous woman who's tits look like she's carrying a large pizza under each arm. Host to Kankles, FUPA's, (fat upper pussy area,) and major back cleavage. Usually found with at least 17 items in the ten item or less line at your local Wal-mart, haggling the clerk over the validity of expired Little Debbie coupons. Often times riding electric scooters designated for the handicapped, though their sense of entitlement suggests they deserve them more. NEVER step between a land manatee and it's prey. Like hippos, they are responsible for more deaths every year than lions and sharks combined. Especially if you step on their chalupa FUPA...
"Holy FUCK, bro! Do you see the GIRTH on that Gorgon?"
"Yeah, man. That is a fucking land manatee... Back away slowly before she stampedes.I don't feel like being gored... "
by PhillipHarass October 11, 2014
mugGet the Land Manateemug.

Ryanair Landing

Used by pilots and aviation enthusiasts. It describes a very hard airplane landing. The word was brought to live by aviation youtuber Swiss001. The reason why ryanair is in the word is that ryanair is mostly known for its hard landings.
Wow you just made a ryanair landing!
by Ilikebeingalone November 2, 2018
mugGet the Ryanair Landingmug.

No man’s land

The area of the pussy that is beyond balls deep. No man has reached this depth and nobody has even attempted.
“Yo did you find No Man’s Land?”
Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to try and find it. Also it’s not big enough.”
by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021
mugGet the No man’s landmug.

till the land

Told her baby I'm going to go shoulder deep n"till the land " tonight. And plant my cock in you

Oh baby " till the land" tonight
by Turbo boom b00m March 21, 2017
mugGet the till the landmug.

HO LAND

a bitch ass ho who like monkeys in her booty hole and eats refried beans for breakfast cause her pimp is broke
dat bitch is ho landin it
by poopiesssdooo November 19, 2007
mugGet the HO LANDmug.

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.
I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.
by real name October 22, 2014
mugGet the soft landingmug.

Land mine

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.
Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.
by metfan630 February 23, 2009
mugGet the Land minemug.

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