Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015

Knuckle Butler

As heard on the podcast All Fantasy Everything. A Knuckle Butler is a mutual agreed upon hand job with no expectations of receiving more.

Jimmy expected to get a French Blowjob from Sally at the end of their date. But by the end of the date they agreed on a knuckle butler because they were exhausted

by TheAllMightyFatOne July 19, 2019

knuckle shuffle

1. To become a masterbating pro.
2. Person is a Jerk off.
3. To get a girl to jack you

Barney is becoming a knuckle shuffle pro.

by Rule unknown May 10, 2005

cum knuckle

What one usually has after masterbation and proper containment techniques where not utalized.

U'h oh, oh shit, I got cum knuckle.

by The Green Monkie September 8, 2004

Poop Knuckle

A place on a poop where it is thicker than elsewhere on the poop.

Sorry I took so long in the can; I got stuck on a poop knuckle and it took a while to force it out.

by skullfragment October 15, 2008

knuckle dragger

Adj. This term is used to describe a snowboarder who is insane at what he or she does. Calling someone a knuckle dragger is a compliment, do not take offense to it. It is a great term because skiers can never be knuckle draggers, more or less because they suck huge dick. Knuckle draggers are often seen in the terrain parks of your Local Mountain or ski resort. Don’t fear them, they are just 10 times better at snowboarding then you will ever be. CAUTION: If you ski and you cut off a knuckle dragger it will certainly lead to your death. However this should never happen because you do not belong in the terrain park!...keep kids on shred!

Skier 1: That kid just did a 720 tail grab clearing a 50ft gap!
Skier 2: He is a knuckle dragger man don't mess with him.
Skier 1: Damn i bet he gets laid a lot!

by traymund October 13, 2006

Knuckle butt

A guy who is not gay but loves it when a girl penetrates his anus with her finger during sex.

Jeremy's motto is "your not gay if a girl is doing it to you. Guess you can say he's a knuckle butt.

by Ballard757 February 19, 2011