Juan

Usually innocent and doesn’t get dirty jokes. Normally shorter than the average person. Tends to hang out with the weird kids.

Juan almost died in a game and he yelled loudly

by AnonymousIntilligence October 9, 2019

Juan

juan is god

i am juan

by byfuvgbftvguictjrrktopidc December 10, 2021

Juan

Juan is a cutie

Wow juan is so cute

by Juan’s husband November 23, 2021

Juan

Juan is a very tall outgoing person, with a very handsome smile. He is very funny, smart, and is very fun to be around. He has a great personality, and would make a great boyfriend/husband. He was raised right. He knows how to treat a woman. He is very understanding. He says a lot of dumbshit but its funny. He can be a little corny sometimes but for fun. He likes to make ppl laugh. He cares about the ppl he loves. He's a momma's boy. He is a smoker, he smokes 🍃 25/8. He would probably kill somebody for a good reason. If you have a Juan in your life, keep him. He is a very good person to have in ur life.

person 1: I love Juan so so much
person 2: ik i can see that u are so inlove with him girl!

by ladadeedaladeedoo March 17, 2024

juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all

Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary

by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017

Juan

The completion after the male anus is stimulated, leading one to ejaculate.

She started licking down there and I couldn’t control that Juan shot, it went everywhere.

by ChiChiJuan August 28, 2021

Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.

I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans

by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025