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The Juan Z

The Juan Z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman
Paul: yo did you see Juan ? Instead of smacking that stripper's ass dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
Murray: I did bro, Paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
Paul: Yea it was steroid bro I and to do The Juan Z to avoid getting tossed out.
by Juan the Builder November 8, 2013
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juan paco

the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.
i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"
by manifest December 9, 2008
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Juan

Juan: hey son!
Me: hey dad
by TheKorokArmies July 18, 2024
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Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.
Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"
by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020
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Juan's mom

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.
by themanthemyththemanny October 6, 2023
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juan pablo

juan pablo will cheat on you don’t trust him
by dtnguyslol August 3, 2022
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San Juan

Sanjuan- a tall handsome fine browned eyed male with a very large dick gives you whatever you want great with taking someone's girlfriend very nice friend to have ps don't bring him around your girl friend he will take her
Ayy there goes San Juan move yo girl quick
by korra mansion September 27, 2018
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