A dinky ass bitch who has socks under his bed and cries because gets dropped off by the computer in 2k. Also his a sexual relationship with his pets.
by probably zach or collin May 31, 2020
Get the joshua desimonemug. by thebossamk123344 May 2, 2017
Get the joshua falkmug. is crying constantly in his mind but still somehow finds the motivation to keep himself motivated. With a Joshua Rodriguez around you can do pretty much anything if you get hium ingaged in the topic. like drug dealing, or fighting kids for their money.
hoe: Hey JOSHUA RODRIGUEZ, are you free letter.
hoe 2: NO BACK OFF BITCH HES MINE
joshua rodriguez calm down ladies, theres enough of me for both of you.
ugly: what about me?
joshua rodriguez of course baboon.
hoe; NO SHES UGLY
hoe2 : yea,... eqwwwww
joshua rodriguez: be nice and dont be mean to people for there appearances. B)
joshua : dies.
hoes: dies of inlightment.
uglyL: baboon?
hoe 2: NO BACK OFF BITCH HES MINE
joshua rodriguez calm down ladies, theres enough of me for both of you.
ugly: what about me?
joshua rodriguez of course baboon.
hoe; NO SHES UGLY
hoe2 : yea,... eqwwwww
joshua rodriguez: be nice and dont be mean to people for there appearances. B)
joshua : dies.
hoes: dies of inlightment.
uglyL: baboon?
by MicroToaster16 October 12, 2021
Get the Joshua Rodriguezmug. Someone who has pure intellectual power over those who appose the best person you'll ever meet and the perfect human in every way if you ever meet a josh stick with him .joshuas usually have glasses brown hair light skin and a averagely deep voice so try find one yourself and you'll love him
by The best guy the real guy February 10, 2015
Get the Joshua readmanmug. Joshua is the Queen of Understanding
by callmeFrederik November 21, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. He is nice and good at give advice he is funny and sweet he can chance the mood with his presence and light a whole room with his smile
by Natally Barajas November 21, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. joshua is a brunette and is always in his twenties. do you know a joshua in his thirties? no. joshua has a dick the size of a log. most joshuas end up as policemen or paramedics.
girl 1: oh that boy is so arrogant! and he’s brunette too!
girl 2: yeah babes, sounds like a total joshua.
girl 2: yeah babes, sounds like a total joshua.
by scuttlefish69 July 10, 2022
Get the joshuamug.