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Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig
David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.
by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021
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Jona

Jona is an observer, can see the people how they really are, might be quite difficult sometimes because most people can’t see themselves. She knows how to really listen to what you are saying and chooses certainly mindful her own words. She contains endless beauty and fire, which she is careful about who to it share with, because she knows she is a raw gem. If she only might fully trust her power, there is nothing which can get in her way of getting to where she wants!
Stranger: wow girl you are glowing light with the grace of a lioness!

Jona: Tell me something new..
by Majormaybe November 21, 2021
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Jona

A very intelligent, attractive, funny, stupid, cringey and kind guy. He’s very easy to talk to and will easily make your day better. He also has a very contagious and loud laugh. He’s very tall, has brown buzz cut hair and brownish eyes. Goes by the nickname Stoka and Debeli. He’s a very caring guy and has questionable dance moves when drunk. He will talk about anything for hours on end… He’s a very stubborn person and a little insecure but that’s him. He always knows what to say and is very loved by everyone. He also can’t speak English.
A: Who’s that laughing over there?
A: Ohhhh, that’s just my friend Jona.
B: Ohhh, he looks fun. Wish I had a friend like him. Can u introduce us?
by OkaniteMeSe November 21, 2021
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Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.
Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.
by dolfdolf August 3, 2018
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jona

she is a loving person. she will always be tgere for her friends. she cares about every single one of her friends. she is frineds with everyone. she is a caring person. and always loves her bestfriends. she does alot of crazy stuff. will dance crazy. and is always happy.
jona is always happy for who she is.
by jona she is always happy March 6, 2019
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Jonas

Is a nice person who play GTA and other PS$ games like Battlefield 1
HH88
Jonas :...
by Froozenuhd March 18, 2017
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Jonas

Jonas can act like a HUGE dumbass, but is a pretty funny guy. He can be toxic and self-centered, so be careful when you meet one.
Jonas is such a dumbass
by Bookworm_15 March 31, 2023
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