Jizz trap

A girl who claims to be on the pill, in order to get herself pregnant therefore making it immpossible for you to break up with her.

Mike: "I heard Katie is pregnant, you dumbass, i told you to wear protection."
Kyle: "That dirty Jizz Trap told me she was on the pill."

by AndrewB June 5, 2005

jizz king

A female who wears the pants in the relationship, and hence, she is the ultimate king, as she is the one in control of the jizzing.

That guy is soft! His girlfriend is forsure the jizz king!

by Laura Mayer February 17, 2008

bison jizz

The milky white substance ejaculated from a male bison

" mary had the daunting task of cleaning the bison jizz from behind the sofa"

by evlspcmk October 10, 2006

jizz sickle

Pop sickle made up entirely of jizz and a wooden stick.

Any formation of jism frozen in cold weather.

"Lets stop the ice cream man for a jizz sickle."

"Who's all up for a frozen treat, we have yummingly delicious jizz sickles."

by Enzo Assapopallus January 11, 2006

jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

by lwcalli13 May 20, 2008

Jizz Hut

A place or a social gathering where participants donate semen to wanting prostitutes,

Joe, what is that on your pant leg? I was at the jizz hut and the prostitue was supposed to swallow, but decided to spit my load on my jeans.

by jizz mop April 3, 2009

Jizz Wizard

Another word for an asshole or dick

Caty is such a jizz wizard when she is a bitch to me.

by mlpeck April 24, 2009