Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

jaseida

Jaseida is the kind of girl to not give a single fuck about what you think.

Shell do what she wants when she want and nobody gonna tell her otherwise.

Shes a very good girlfriend if you can get one and is insanely loyal.

This hot puerto rican baddie is hard to come by so if you have one make sure to not mess it up.

yo that girl is baddd she must b a jaseida

by Whoopigolberg June 9, 2024

Jalep

An abstract noun that can be used as an expletive.
The original definition of "Jalep" is as a comical last name.

What the Jalep?

by thewordcreat0r November 27, 2024

Jase

a man who has had anal with another man

that dudes a jase!

by yummy mac and cheese November 28, 2024

Jasper Sun

The coolest most awesome person in the world, if your name is jasper sun you have an amazing girlfriend who loves you very much.

you are so cool and smart everyone in the entire world loves you and thinks ur rlly cool and handsome!

-Jasper Sun

Hey look at that Jasper Sun he is rocking it today! He gets all them bitches hell ya!

by Jasp.y1234 January 13, 2025

Jasper

Jasper means “treasurer”, or it can be a different type of quarts, usually in the color red. So cool, right? But what it can also mean is “wise” and “caring”… at least to me, that is what I’ve learned from this special person I know who is named that. A sweet name for a sweet person. My treasure! Someone who deserves every good thing in the world, but someone super nonchalant and mysterious. Someone with a soft side that many get to see. Someone who makes my heart squeeze when thinking about all of our shenanigans. I love the name jasper. its so you.

- I miss Jasper, he’s my treasure.
- Dont worry, you’ll get to see him before you leave!

by ushismoo January 13, 2025