Jared

A man with a massive horse cock

Did you see Jared I heard he has the biggest dick.

by Your dad's mom November 5, 2020

Jared rupert

A fuckin beast ass nigga u shouldn't fuck wit but he hella dope thou he a pimp ass nigga who hella chill fuck wit me

Aye theres Jared rupert he hella bomb or yo there's the nigga Jared rupert

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022

Poppin a Jared

Having a boner for short period of time

Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "

by LOOK aid mans October 31, 2016

Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.

Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!

by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021

Jared

A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda

JARED COME UP STAIRS NOWI SMELL VAPE

by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019

Jared

stupid fucking asshole that doesnt know what "no" means

that guys such a jared man

by skjssnne February 5, 2020