If you know a Jake Sparrow he most likely looks like that kid from toy story (the one who kills the toys).
by fortfag June 22, 2020
Get the jake sparrowmug. a cancerous piece of shit that needs to literally kill himself now before his parents actually care for him hes wanna be rapper and a white boy from ohio who thinks hes the shit logan is the favorite child cant wait till he is broke and on the streets
by voltfatabfeoibfuibhsupif September 13, 2017
Get the jake paulmug. A racist, homophic youtube personality. After dead ass vine app shut down Jake Paul started to do dumb videos on youtube wich are cancerous. He got his fame from his brother named "we just found a dead body" guy. Jake is the leader of team 10 and a psychopath.
i watched Jake Paul mom!
Go to church and hope that god will forgive you for watching that awful human being!
Go to church and hope that god will forgive you for watching that awful human being!
by bitchbitchyassss May 3, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. (N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.
by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009
Get the Union Jakemug. A brain-dead and illiterate dunce, who gains views and subs from his Disnep fans by acting in a disorderly, immature and stupid fashion.
by SheerCommonSense July 21, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. Completely retarded piece of shit you will ever see on the internet, and if you're really unlucky you will see this retarded shit in real life
by FokenShook August 20, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. Jake is a yellow talking dog that has stretchy powers that allow him to morph into many shapes and sizes. Jake lives with his best friend Finn in a treehouse located in the grasslands of Ooo. Jake's girlfriend is Lady Rainicorn.
Person 1: Ever seen Adventure Time?
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.
by Captain Vince Clortho September 9, 2014
Get the jake the dogmug.