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bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
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pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
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Wood burner

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.
by Wood burn February 27, 2018
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Spark this wood

When to or more people enjoy a blunt together
Hey man i'm about to spark this wood and take a flight to Boston right after.
by LiftWeightDoMuayThai December 17, 2010
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zachary wood

by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018
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wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
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