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Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.
by Gay Lee January 27, 2009
mugGet the Helmet Worthymug.

Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.
I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her
by doubledown10 June 22, 2021
mugGet the Helmetmug.

Helmet Hang

Basically, you laying there dead on the pavement with a white chalk outline of your dead carcass due to a large caliper weapon(like a .44) used to blow your brains out with one hollow tip. Leaving you lying there for everyone to see with your Helmet (slang obviously for head) Hung or Hanging in a Hung position.
Gangster #1 -"Holy Shit Blood, look at that dam cat over there chalked out in white!"

Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!
by WUGAMBINO January 29, 2022
mugGet the Helmet Hangmug.

porcelain helmet

When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
by Mctip July 10, 2016
mugGet the porcelain helmetmug.

bobby helmet

Head of the male penis that ironically resembles a British police helmet.
Ouch! Just caught my Bobby helmet in my zipper.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
mugGet the bobby helmetmug.

Blue Helmet

I heard blue helmets were deployed to eritrea last week.
by unterwegs February 20, 2024
mugGet the Blue Helmetmug.

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead
And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021
mugGet the Pork pie helmetmug.

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