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New Hampshire

Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.
*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*
by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021
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New Hampshire’s a nice place minus the wannabe Massachusetts kids who think they’re affiliated,aka DERRY NH kids,but other then that pretty chill place,not much to do but hangout with your friends drive around and waste gas
New Hampshire’s a nice place, minus the kids who wannabe GDS so bad.
by Bigbrobooka November 25, 2021
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new hampshire ski slalom

When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
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New Hampshire

Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.

The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'

Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South

Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)

Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
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New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!
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New Hampshire Primary Erection

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
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New Hampshire

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