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puff puff give

take one hit
let it sit
not too long
share that bong
take another puff
pass the stuff
hold it in
til its back again
come on fuck fuck I paid fitty hun for this shit now puff puff give.
by dgriff April 8, 2005
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give me a pump

Offering a friend a ride on your bicycle. Usually on buddy pegs, or on the handlebars.
Hey man, I don't feel like walking. Will you give me a pump?
by Ryan Mathews May 27, 2008
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Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.
wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't
by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011
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no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story
no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots
by christopherstagram November 23, 2021
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Don’t give af

I Fr don’t give af 😹💯
“Yo bro u get no bitches u lame asf” okay nigga did I ask? I don’t give af 🤣😹💯
by Swipes_ July 22, 2021
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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash
Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit
by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020
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