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retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.
Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.
by beebix123 December 2, 2013
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The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.
How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.
by Aircrovs November 12, 2014
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Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.
Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.
by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015
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lunchtime girlfriend

The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.
Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.
by frigiddd September 30, 2016
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Booty girlfriend

Booty girlfriend - booty is an old-English term traditionally used by pirates to describe a haul, or treasure.

This term literally translates into “treasured girlfriend”.
Ken that wench I courted last week? Aye, I reckon she’s the booty girlfriend.
by Jebuuuus November 24, 2017
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micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.
Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"
by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018
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Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)
Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020
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