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Gabe

A gabe is a gabe. It likes to play dota and likes to brag his huskar skills

A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.

He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"

He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.

He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.

If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"

or you can put a peace sign over your chest
Relger: Hey! Sweep the floor!
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
by Akoangbatas January 12, 2020
mugGet the Gabemug.

gabe itch

an joke to tell you your a gay bitch
"what is your name? oh its gabe itch. Get it?"
by heyimgabeitch December 1, 2022
mugGet the gabe itchmug.

Gabe

Gabe is probably the best friend i ever could have he os respectful and knows exactly what he wants all the time. He is the greatest overwatch player in the world😏 and no matter what you ask from him he will give it to you. He is tough and doesn't give a crap about what happens in life he just moves on. He gives great advice and is very honest and fair to you. If you are lucky enough to meet one you will see how amazing he is. He is liked by all of his friends and is known as a great guy all around and when it comes to a girl he likes he almost always gets the girl in the end-this is coming from someone who has been a gabe's best friend for almost 3 years until now
No homo tho Gabe😂
by Oh my gosh Josh June 27, 2019
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe Yambot

Your Indian-Pakistani looking guy friend you met from Ethan Poole. Everyone hates Ethan Poole and Gabe Yambot. I don't know why.
Hey, it's a fucking Gabe Yambot!
by baconbob6969 August 27, 2022
mugGet the Gabe Yambotmug.

Gabe

My friend Gabe is a Robot
by Treynor robot February 13, 2023
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gabe fraga

an overall uncircumcized small rat dick having male, who often gets declined because of his fish smelling penis
ew! you got a gabe fraga on yo bum ass.
by shrimp meat June 26, 2018
mugGet the gabe fragamug.

Gabe

This man is truly disappointing to say the least. When you first meet this sad excuse of a man you might think hes a good man or funny but once you get to know him you can see the true stench in his nature. I STRONGLY believe you should drop this man from your life. Gabe is comparable to a moldy eggplant. He tells me that I "shouldn't" commit suicide the first chance I get. Do you really want a "man" like this is your life? doubt it. Find yourself a Norman
Gabe is large homo
by Imnotgey October 11, 2018
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