Furry Hermit

1. An ugly and useless underwater crab

2. An acoustic novelty band based in Greater Manchester

3. The nightly act of waiting until a flatmate has gone to sleep, before putting your balls over their eyes and arse on their nose - the practice is repeated until such a point that you are evicted from your place of residence.

1. Paguristes is a genus of hermit crab in the family Diogenidae. It includes species such as Paguristes Ulreyi - or "Furry Hermit"

2. Did you go to the Furry Hermit's gig last night? They were awesome!

3. Mike gave Geoff so many Furry Hermits, that ultimately he had to leave.

by smallasianman December 12, 2009

furry gopher

A small, cute woman with a propensity for biting and stabbing. Generally a sadistic top.

Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.

by MongoSapiens December 31, 2019

super furry

originating from the welsh rock/pop group. This has now become a state of being after many drinks.
Related words: wasted, drunk, trashed ect.

I`m feeling super furry after those eight beers!

by fairygirl February 4, 2004

Furry Shota

A furry, in a combination with a shota.
See furry / see shota

My friend is a Furry Shota.

by hshotafurryh January 17, 2020

Furry Burger

Furry Burger, another term for a skunk patch, a ham wallet, twat, cooter, coochie, but a fuzzy one. A Furry Burger is a hairy va jay jay.

A group of friends is discussing slang terms for cooters, out of the blue Debra says "Well I call mine a Furry Burger!"

by UrbanDecayEveryday April 24, 2016

furry leader

a leader of the furries of course...

look at that furry leader

by bigchup November 27, 2022

furry jacket

When you're doing a girl from behind and you cut her hair in small snippets and then jizz on her back. The hair then sticks on her back forming furry "jacket" layer of hair on her back.

So this girl kept complaining about the cold, so when I was doing her from behind I gifted her a furry jacket

by Los sass November 27, 2010