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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."
by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010
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cock suckin fuckin bullshit

what u say after u hit a bad golf shot
No that shot was cock suckin fuckin bullshit let me get a mulligan
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smelly fuckin hippies

Fuck Darwin in the eye!

oi oi oi oi

FUCK OFF and fucking die!

oi oi oi oi

your caring is killing us

we'd all be better if you just didn't exist!

you just want to feel good about yourself

your kind of caring is killing us all

all for your little pet project

all so you can feel good about yourself

it's all about you

you you you

you you you

YOU SMELLY HIPPIES!
smelly fuckin hippies

smelly fuckin hippies

smelly fuckin hippies

die!
by Hippies Stink! March 15, 2005
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eyeball fuckin

When someone is looking at you in a agressive way, someone who is starring at you.
Befor you whoop someones ass you could say
"Why you eyeball fucking me"
by Hevynuts August 4, 2007
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Mother Fuckin' Werewolves

Something that pops into your head as you realize your driving down a creepy ass back road in the middle of nowhere with your windows rolled down on a full moon.
OMG! Mother Fuckin' Werewolves are gonna eat me!!!
by Kristyn_Paige April 12, 2010
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it's fuckin czech

it's fucking great, good, the best
yeah, it's fuckin czech !
by andybear123 November 30, 2010
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