Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
Get the sharking seasonmug. "Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009
Get the Shift Sharkmug. The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.
by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017
Get the Tiger Sharkingmug. When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
Get the Shark noodlingmug. by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020
Get the Silly Sharkmug. 6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife
by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020
Get the shark lifemug. The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019
Get the Pet the sharkmug.