Grandma

To call a person who is not your grandma. Insult: stating you have no respect for them they are no longer a serving a worth in society. You are above them as your time is now.

Hey grandma. Said at a person you don't respect.

by Ivy Greenwood February 7, 2021

grandma kink

When grandma brings you food and you get excited

Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink

by Gayfredo October 30, 2017

Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

by Declan D February 21, 2019

grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob

That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.

by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019

grandma sweitzer

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.

My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom

by kpsweitz May 6, 2018

Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.

That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!

by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018

grandma burnt

Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.

"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.

That toast is only grandma burnt. You can still eat it.

by anonymous November 7, 2020