Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog July 29, 2016

hog foot

A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.

Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.

by Crystal Summers April 4, 2011

Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020

leg-foot

The quality of a seamless transition between leg and foot, usually marked by even coloring and a seemingly impossible lack of seems between pants and shoe. Not to be confused with cankles.

"Hey baby, I just wanted to let you know, you have really nice leg-foot."

by makinwordsdrunkk April 13, 2008

wiggle foot

A black brown bird with a yellow beak that wiggles when it walks

Maya: "I just saw a flock of wiggle feet!"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"

by Banananananassss August 1, 2016

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023