Sanaa Flood

A situation where numerous messages from a slutty girl are received by innocent boys on IM all at once due to dysfunctional internet.

mellowdrone says:
aw damnit i want some
mellowdrone says:
i think its pretty
mellowdrone says:
its white candy then
mellowdrone says:
i like it too
mellowdrone says:
i love chocolate
mellowdrone says:
ok whatever
mellowdrone says:
its just NICE
mellowdrone says:
not all THAT great
u s V f says:
holy shit
u s V f says:
all the messages came in together
u s V f says:
WOW
u s V f says:
like a big sanaa flood

by Yusuf91 October 30, 2008

Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Stall Flooder

A certain individual who flushes a clogged toilet in a crowded public restroom, causing poopwater to flood the ground. Usually those in the stalls around this certain individual are forced to abandon their thrones and become very angry. This certain individual will laugh and run away as to escape the ire of his/her victims.

Bob: Ah....I finally get to sit down and empty my bowels

Fred: Haha. I'm going to flush that clogged toilet to piss Bob off.

Flushing sound followed by the sound of cascading water.

Bob: Aaaaaaa!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!! Damn Stall Flooder!!!!

by watchdog101 July 31, 2010

chain flooded

A chain iced out with diamonds.

A sign of wealth

"Girls Gone Wild when your chain flooded"
VERSE by Future from the song Jumpman

by Fish-Hook May 21, 2016

floody

to go to the toilet/go to the loo

hey man i'll be right back, bursting for a floody

by nath Watson May 4, 2008

floid

Someone who is fake, two face

I can't be around her she's too floid for me

by kutterkay January 4, 2015

Brown Tunnel FLood

When A guy fucks a girl in the ass and instead of cumming you pee in her butt

Dylan tryed to do a brown tunnel flood but mr. condon caught him befor he did

by Dylan Swistak February 6, 2008