swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.

1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

donkey mouth

A bitch with huge fucking teeth and a voice that sounds like a pack a wild Native American horses dry humping

That bitch Evan is such a donkey mouth

by Imbeast55 October 13, 2013

donkey punch

A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

by TacklingDummy November 2, 2007

donkey ears

An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe.

While I was licking her carpet, she slapped me with her donkey ears.

by Flappy October 9, 2003

donkey walk

The awkward bowing of one's legs while walking, after having had rough sex for an extended period of time.

"You can tell Denise had a great time last night with Gavin! She's doing the donkey walk!"

by mastersplinter January 15, 2010

Donkey lipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.

by acheron800 April 11, 2011

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010