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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 21, 2023
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was fucked, but next thing my boys showed up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Dock Pussy

Dock Pussy, like his brother Dick Pussy, is one foul mouthed so-and-so. Dock Pussy is the kind of guy that reminds the teacher there was homework the day prior. Dock can take a long walk off a short pier.
Random Man: “Oh boy, Dick and Dock Pussy are coming into town this evening. Better alert the FBI.”
by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021
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Hairy docking

When an uncircumcised man puts his pubic hair inside of his foreskin or another uncircumcised man
Yo u wanna do some hairy docking tonight? Can’t I just shaved
by The dirty gentleman August 1, 2022
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Docked

A chance to chill and relax, or a chance to get some jobs done.
We were so docked this weekend, didn’t go anywhere.

I’m just going to dock tonight and get some personal admin done.
by Capowatch August 3, 2022
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Docking

Docking is such a lovely thing. I dock my dad all the time. docking is a very touchy thing that you do with your sneaky link or your bros. I love docking with da boyzzzz. Docking is a sexual sport when you shove your shlong into another shlong with your foreskin.
docking is:
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
by DOCKSTER November 22, 2021
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