The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
by Motherdickbutt February 13, 2019
When an older perverted man carries change in his pocket, and pretends he is jingling his change, but in reality, he is playing with himself.
by pittsburg sucks October 13, 2007
by ROBOSMO JONES March 09, 2011
usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers
I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on
by Sleezy ween June 13, 2020
When a woman shoves an entire Christmas tree up her vagina and pushes out the ornaments over a snowman.
by Mymomsanalcoholicslut December 04, 2021
when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
by princepillip68 June 06, 2021
In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle
by Folacio van minibic April 04, 2018