daddy holland

a beautiful old man that girls love. he is rich and girls want him to be their sugar daddy. he has a divine garden, which he lures students into.

person 1: wow he is so beautiful, but he is an old man
person 2: thats ok, he is my daddy holland and a sugar daddy

person 2: wow, I will make him mine

by nighanation200 February 16, 2020

Daddy Wonka

“Daddy Wonka” is the HOTTEST TikTok star ever. If he’s your man That means your literally GONNA GET KILLED BY ME. HE IS SO HOT🥵🥵🥵. He is so HOT He dropped everyone in Hot fudge. Huh Yeah, He so hot And so spicy. Come here my dear children I see you winding and GRINDING up on the floor.

Hey Addison Rae have you seen That “Daddy Wonka” Bc he is SO HOT I wanna kill my self if I don’t get him.😁😁😁.

by DaddyWonkasBitch October 16, 2020

daddy day

on November 5 it's call your boyfriend daddy day

girlfriend: yeah baby you know what today is

boyfriend: no what is it today?
girlfriend: daddy day i can tell you daddy all day long

by wolf06 October 31, 2020

daddy’s dailys with devon

a segment in which user devonhales.jpg hosts a killer talk show on live and kills the gays™️ with her finger guns

omg i can’t wait to watch today’s daddy’s dailys with devon!

by 3MI November 1, 2020

daddy dewine

Gov dewine of ohio so basically everyone's dad who lives there

Daddy dewine called a press conference (family meeting) I think we're in trouble

by Bim Tlair November 19, 2020

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

Daddy of Hell

Daddy of Hell, also known as Satan

After someone does, they visit the Daddy of Hell

by An Autist December 18, 2020