Cricket

a bunch of losers standing on a patch of grass calling each others mums fat.

'ah fuck sake, not the cricket again'

by vaporesso February 28, 2021

plug cricket

A boppa who bounces plug to plug for something for the free

Y’all see that boppa ova there at D.C.s she a Plug Cricket

by Discount cocaine 420 September 9, 2021

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

The Cricket

A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.

Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.

by George Smith Carmen March 3, 2008

Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).

Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

Moon Cricket

One who posts a story on social media, but hides said story from certain individuals.

Damn that dude Ron is a moon cricket!

by G2theDouble March 28, 2023

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021