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Newton's Cradle Pussy

A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.
The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!
by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003
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crawls

I got sweat running down my crawls.
by Jessie M. April 13, 2004
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crawls ass

To suck real hard; to be lamer than lame, completely obnoxious.
by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004
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chawlie

(british accent) (speeds up voice as you go on)

charlie: Ello puppet...I'm Chawlie Bucket and I've got my golden ticket. And I'm going to see Willy WOnka in his chocolate factory. muah haha.
by chawlie 23 May 7, 2008
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Crawdadding

The act of consuming a large amount of crawfish, usually 10 or more pounds, then going down on a girl, resulting in an intense burning sensation comparable to that of using Trojan Fire & Ice.
Bill loves crawdadding me in the Salvo’s bathroom, it makes my toes curl!
by guynamedfrancis April 22, 2021
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bear crawling

The terrifying way Alma from FEAR crawls at you when your in an air vent.
OMFG ALMA's bear crawling me
by Foor November 30, 2006
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[Newton's Cradle]

When in an act of a 3-some involved with a female and two males and one penis is in the ass and one penis is in the vagina and their balls are alternating turns clanking together with their momentum.

hip thrust x ball mass = good times squared
My balls created some sick momentum at the Newton's Cradle party last night but now my balls are sore. Are yours?
by red headed clanker July 8, 2011
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