Cleveland Stevens

When you leave a party to poop in the host's bathtub like a shitty ninja.

Guys, I walked in on Wyatt leaving me a Cleveland Stevens!

by AJello September 30, 2022

Cleveland Reemer

The Clevland Reemer is the prep work for the famous cleveland steamer. You bend your bitch over the bed and fuck her up the ass vigorously for 10 minutes just after you feed her a pot of baked beans.eait 20 minutes then position her asshole over your chest for the inevitable cleveland steamer. Its worth the wait!

Honey, please eat these beans. I'm in the mood for a nice ass pounding Cleveland Reemer

by burbman69 September 12, 2023

Cleveland pinks

What the Cleveland Browns are going to turn into if the names keep changing to politically correct names. You will have the Cleveland Pinks, the Cincinatti Roses, the St. Louis Lilacs, the Chicago Magenta Sox, and the Boston Lavender Sox, and shit like that.

Every sports team doesnt need a politically correct name that doesn't offend any group, race, sex, or orientation. The Cleveland Pinks are not going to be the same team as the Cleveland Browns.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020

Cleveland jerk

The Cleveland jerk is the act of using ur foreskin as a flesh light

dam i love Cleveland jerking

by anonymous May 10, 2025

Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024

Cleveland Latte

This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!

“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”

by FireLG75 May 12, 2022

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024