classic vlandis

When a Vlandis (klutz) does a stupid action.

Wow way to flunk you quiz, classic Vlandis

by Jjfumes April 18, 2015

classic

In modern urban Scotland, it possibly just means "great" or "nice," with a hint of "thanks." Similar to "cheers."

"Anyone got a pen?" "I've got one; here you go." "Oh, classic!"

by ScottySplunge December 8, 2015

classic ivory bisque

A term used to describe skin tone that is pure and free of blemishes .

The girl in the restaurant stood out from the rest because of her classic ivory bisque like skin and warm smile.

by Discoduck23 March 5, 2016

classic

Something that big companies like to ruin.

Guy 1 - Hey did you seen that panda twerking with little girls on Cartoon Network yesterday ?
Guy 2 - Yeah,they totally ruined my childhood classic!

by ad48 August 12, 2016

Classic Prick

A tall white skinny man who lives in Edina Minnesota

Wow he is such a classic prick

by money time November 2, 2016

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016