The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.

Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic

by One Pump Whillip August 06, 2020

Classic Prick

A tall white skinny man who lives in Edina Minnesota

Wow he is such a classic prick

by money time November 02, 2016

Chi classic

Pussying out of any act, even when you are being peer pressured into it.

Did you see Ben pull the Chi classic when he was asked to a 4 way gang bang between homies

by Thetigerrhino December 16, 2020

Classic Downie

A Classic Downie is someone who acts retarded. It can also be used for a single event

A: *screeching because of a minor inconvenience, like the lights going out*

B: That was a classic downie move

by Beatlhoven August 01, 2020

Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

but it's a classic

How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song

So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.

by Makrellen August 12, 2017

The Ron Coe Classic

THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.

Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!

by adtr160 October 13, 2017