Anyone named Christopher is un tremendo come pinga. This guy will literally come to your house, eat all your food and have sex with both of your parents. Do not trust this person, he eats all the party croquetas before anyone else gets some at the quices. At first he seems like a great person but then bro... lo que te espera. He is the type of person that puts his windows down in 100 degree weather for everyone to listen to the ultra fest blasting in his car. So over all he is the person you want for a friend, because you are probably the same way.
by cbstill November 22, 2021
Get the Christophermug. by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010
Get the christophe sanchezmug. Christopher :) is cool!
by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020
Get the Christopher :)mug. That one freshman that everybody assumes is special because he acts weird all the time. Probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. Why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? Spite. He wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. He will only end it all when he watches the world burn. With all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that Christopher Sledzianowski pushed too far. And on their graves shall read "Cause of Death: Autism"
Person 1:Whos Christopher Sledzianowski?
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?
Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?
Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.
by AutismoRex June 12, 2017
Get the christopher sledzianowskimug. Christopher is a kind loving and gently present he will show these emotions if u just be patient he loving everything and everyone around him. Christopher is a friendly person he went to be kind with every be don't get on him bad side he will hate u. Christopher loves the nature and animals he loves play games to he loves hairs u will see him sometimes having a bad hair day with his hoodie on and good day to become Christopher bff.
by Tionna Williams November 21, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.
person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
by ur1nonly February 8, 2023
Get the christopher casanovamug. Your cute little short g@y friend! It always feels like he is one of the girls, super energetic, kinda of a p3rv lol but you love him anyways. Not a great guy to bring home to the family. He always knows how to have a great time in the sheets and get his fr3@k off. Overall somewhat a decent human.
by anitao6 March 24, 2025
Get the Christophermug.