Chode

A member of a group that is defined by an oxymoron.

Marc: John McCain and Sarah Palin are a team of mavericks!
Mike: A "team of mavericks?" That doesn't make any sense. They're a bunch of chodes.

by DiseasedMink December 25, 2008

chode

A word used to describe someone who's a dick.
referenced in the Harold & Kumar Christmas movie

The actual meaning of the word is up for argument but is often used to describe the penis; much like the word cock, wanker, worm, wire, shaft, dick, horn of plenty and so on.

"Why are you going to this guy's place anyway; I thought you said he was a fucking chode?!

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

chode

As an abstract, that which is wider than it is long - the difference between a water tower and a reservoir is that the former is taller than it is wide, and the later is a chode (or chodal). Derived from the Hindi word 'to fuck (violence implied)', then used as an insult (hence 'fucker'), and only then given the special destatuatory property of 'a penis (which is wider than it is long)'.

Sandy is chodiferous - she only likes to eat guys with chodes.

My doctor was going to recommend these pills for penis enlargement, but when he saw my chode he called surgery immidiately.

Marlon Brando is... like... a human chode... dude.

by Warspite October 14, 2003

chode

n. - A person who is wider than they are tall.

Holy Jesus look at those two fat chodes!

by ZoeB June 26, 2005

chode

a huge fat mudda cok. short and round

"sam kerr you fat chode"

by phil connell October 21, 2003

chode

anything unproportional most commonly affiliated with a penis, but can be just about anyhting.

wow, that midget tapdancing is a chode!!

by the chodester November 21, 2003

chode

Lame, basically, uncool

Ugh! Mike is so chode!

by B.O.A.T. June 11, 2006