Chocolate Hostage

Another term for Poo

"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"

by Beefburglar June 11, 2004

chocolate covered banana

a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.

Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.

by Phil Radar November 11, 2010

Chocolate Unicorn

n. Gay act meaning anal penetration using a strap-on dildo or other falic-like device fixed to ones forehead.

Gary bent me over and gave me a Chocolate Unicorn.

by lowfan January 13, 2011

Chocolate Rainbow

A gay black guy.

Yo, that nigga Tirrell he tried to put his dick in my mouth; I didn't know he was a chocolate rainbow?
Yum, I wan't that chocolate rainbow.
50 cent is the biggest chocolate rainbow of them all!

by suga night June 2, 2010

Chocolate Factory

1. The arse
2. Where chocolate is made

1. Your chocolate factory is big
2. My 10 year old son is currently reading the book "Charlie and the chocolate factory"

by The G November 21, 2003

chocolate pastry bag

The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.

Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.

by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008

Pass on the chocolate cake

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.

Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.

by DJMinkus December 8, 2009