Potato Chips

Your boredom level increases

hi im the person that typed in potato chips to see what would pop out

by dyjdsrhyhthnfsstnh May 9, 2018

Chip Masochist

Someone who takes enjoyment from the pain in spicy chips.

Me: I love how these Conn's Salt and Vinegar chips hurt my mouth.
Friend: You're such a Chip masochist.

by Grey_Crosshound August 18, 2012

chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal

I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!

by Doublemusky January 10, 2021

Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.

I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner

by BigGDiddy June 5, 2019

Chip nigger

A derogatory term for a black man who has bad teeth.

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

Chips Aha!

Euphoric exclamation uttered when you think you're done with a package of cookies, but hidden behind or underneath the opening, or at the bottom of the package, you find one or two more.

-Are there any cookies left?
-No, I just ate the last one. Wait a minute... Chips Aha! Want one?

by B.R. Merrick November 20, 2015

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg May 1, 2008