Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.

"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington

by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013

helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip

..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"

by chip less helmet February 10, 2014

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

fic and chips

Doctor Who fanfiction that features the 10th Doctor and Rose Tyler, or the Metacrisis Doctor and Rose Tyler.

I tagged that story alternate universe and fic and chips.

by thedoctordonna June 12, 2015

Bowser chip

When a hot chip is inserted into the foreskin of a penis then eaten by another person

The bowser chips are pretty tangy dude

by Text train October 12, 2015

surprise chip

When you finish your Mc Donald's and there's a few chips left at the bottom of the bag.

that was a nice Mc Donald's (looks in bag) oh yes! Some surprise chips left over!

by Fromas November 7, 2015

Chips Aha!

Euphoric exclamation uttered when you think you're done with a package of cookies, but hidden behind or underneath the opening, or at the bottom of the package, you find one or two more.

-Are there any cookies left?
-No, I just ate the last one. Wait a minute... Chips Aha! Want one?

by B.R. Merrick November 20, 2015