Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.

Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!

by Claudius trufflescale May 31, 2020

carrot

the king himself louis tomlinson said in his video diary i like girls who eat carrots
after that he received plenty of carrots

i didn't like that the definition of carrots on urban dictionary is insulting directioners

by pressedpplarefookinloosahs September 5, 2020

Carrot

bum fart poo

You are a carrot.

by Richard Nixon 2 September 11, 2020

carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.

awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.

by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020

Carrot

another word for "courage"

Teacher with hijab: WOW this is a strong message, no one will have carrot.

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.

Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.

by Lilnigy October 27, 2020