The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.
by modnarrandom February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by rman1201 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by snarkandawe February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.
by Kirish116 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.