a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.
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by bigboyfacts February 5, 2021

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
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In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
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