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broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭
john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.
by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023
mugGet the broken fingermug.

Not-Broken

Being able to comment on the love of your life's wall, despite any other minor irritatations.
Sarah can still write lustful letters to her sweetheart Josh, therefore her Facebook is Not-Broken.
by Nice Ice April 12, 2012
mugGet the Not-Brokenmug.

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
mugGet the broken microwavemug.

Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.
Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming
by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023
mugGet the Broken British bummingmug.

broken fingers

eg: lily posted too much about her dog causing broken fingers
by bigboyfacts February 5, 2021
mugGet the broken fingersmug.

Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
by LessOffensive March 14, 2011
mugGet the Broken Wheelsmug.

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
mugGet the The Broken Rubber Of Earlmug.

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