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An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.
The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Garth hill college Bracknell

Beware for drama or u will have PATTURSON scream at u like a moron. Also u don't wanna be in a hour detection with My g Grainger.
I went to Garth hill college Bracknell when I was younger,to link Samantha
by garthsuckslikeurmom96 May 27, 2021
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BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE

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Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.

When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!
"Hey simmo, what did you get up to on Saturday?"
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..
by Toxic trucker March 2, 2022
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Brace yoself foo'

Misunderstanding of break yourself, meaning "prepare to submit" to robbery, ass-kicking, etc.
White kid, misunderstanding Chapelle's Show, yells out "Brace yoself foo'!" and then throws a water balloon at his older sister.
by bobby_digits September 7, 2006
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brance

A best friend a guy could ever have. No matter what he allways be there for you. You laugh and have good times and have thousands of memories to last a life time. He wont take crap from anybody and stands up for no matter what. Hes the greastest guy ever and will be by ur side foever and forever
Man i wish i had a "brance"
You do well i have a "brance" and hes the one of the greatest thing thats ever been in my life
by bbb4l September 29, 2011
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