Blank to Beam

When two people meet, whether friends or a couple, or exchange eye-contact and the expressions undergo a change from 'blank' to beaming ('beam').

"I met Katie on Saturday, it was blank to beam as soon as we saw each other"

by thisusernameisshit March 9, 2009

Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

By the surly beard of Mfrik!

By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.

Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.

by The short blonde girl February 8, 2010

noseless under-beard

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.

Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.

by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

White Sensei Beard

When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.

"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."

by xHorderlands January 12, 2012

Shave the beard

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.

Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew

by Teshandra April 22, 2013

dirty majestic beard

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's

Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard

by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019