Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
Get the Batman-nessmug. 1) The most bad ass super hero of all — because he doesn’t need super powers; The code name used by Bruce Wayne; 2) A nickname for a really bad ass person; 3)A nickname for someone who is known to be a HUGE Batman fan
1) Batman can defeat any super hero or villain, because he knows how to find weaknesses.
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?
by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023
Get the Batmanmug. You're such a Batman!
by DecidueyeOfDoom January 11, 2022
Get the Batmanmug. by Bart Lefart November 17, 2018
Get the batman shitmug. Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz
by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020
Get the Philly Batmanmug. The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
Get the red Batman Paradoxmug. Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.
by freaky_batman March 9, 2025
Get the The Freaky Batmanmug.