born on third base

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.

The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

infinity base

A base so high it has never been achieved, because it doesn't exist. All that is known is that you need Chuck Norris, a fork, a blender, a llama, 50000000000000 other people, and a nuclear bomb.

Bob: "Dude, i got to infinity base last night!"
Joe: "So that's why we're all dead."

by Last Nights Party November 22, 2009

base model baller

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.

Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

by mickymickdondons March 27, 2012

the cake been baked

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.

The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.

by bigredd850 October 30, 2013

Baseball Dad

Middle-classed men who usually drive pickup trucks, ban their kids from watching showing with swearing in it or anything PG-13, ground their kids all the time or take away their electronics frequently, and attend sporting events such as football, or baseball (hence the name) and making them chop wood in the morning.

Watch out! The baseball dads are taking up the parking lot about to fight!

by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021

Base 51

any odd sex ritual involving different elements which make it seem extraterrestrial/supernatural.

"Elsie and Matt got to base 51 last night."
"whips and chains?"
"No, neck biting and knee screwing."
"whoa, man.Nasty."

by shadofknight December 12, 2007

Baeday

Any day of the week which you spend with the bae.

Person 1: Hey man wanna come over and chill today?

Person 2: Sorry, I can't. Today is baeday.

by The motherfucking rock September 3, 2014