A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
Get the Bald Twatty Bastard mug.A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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Get the Smh my toby bald head mug.by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025
Get the Bald mug.Me: max stop being so bald.
Max: no I can't I'm the best HBG PLAYER.
Me: No that's just your baldness
Max: no I can't I'm the best HBG PLAYER.
Me: No that's just your baldness
by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025
Get the Baldness mug.When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conference mug.by bellapepper September 9, 2025
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