Bagel Meme

This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.
Dream Bagel, Oof Bagel, Heretic Bagel, Dark Souls Bagel, etc. This is the bagel meme
by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021
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Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024
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Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
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Bagel

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".
Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.
by Laughing at God February 15, 2021
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Tyra's Bagel

It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet
"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs
by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020
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Bagel kiss

Why are you searching this up FREAKBOB

So when a guy whips out his huge cock and sticks it in a bagel the tip kisses the bagel
Penis into a bagel like a kiss mwah bagel kiss
by Puttbucker August 6, 2025
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