Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{

That girl is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018

Bagelling

A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.

I’m horny, fancy a bagelling?

by Jimmiiiiiiii December 7, 2019

Bageling

The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel

"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"

by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021

Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

by Dantony milne November 22, 2020

Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job

Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel

by endmysuffering July 30, 2016

Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”

“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*

by jbongo September 12, 2025