The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.
by MasterBagel May 3, 2021
Get the Bagelmug. To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023
Get the The bagel treatmentmug. The act of defecating into two plastic cups, taping them together, and mailing it to someone as a joke, the bagel boy is traditionally crafted with two red plastic cups that can found at local retailers such as Walmart, price chopper, ect. It is intentionally inscribed with black sharpie. displaying misleading promises of wealth, or grandeur encouraging the recipient to incise the mysterious artifact only for them to find that they have received the sarcophagus of a fat juicy log that awaits to be awakened from it's eternal slumber. It fills the nostrils of it's victim with a devastating, and fowl stench that will cause grievous, and potentially fatal harm.
Officer 1: The victim doesn't appear to have received any physical trauma, and medical records show that they were in good health.
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023
Get the Bagel Boymug. Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
Get the Suede Bagelmug. Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.
That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.
by bageler123 November 17, 2015
Get the bagelermug. When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public
by Lume9797 March 24, 2016
Get the Bagelsmug. The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
by zimdah April 1, 2021
Get the thing o anchovies and a bagelmug.