Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
by Dev_ March 12, 2011

Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.
Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
by PandaCase December 4, 2013

An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
by Takuban November 16, 2006

When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.
by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011

by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020

When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
by Dontstopgetitgetit March 16, 2014

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.
where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB
by theham December 29, 2013
